Charlotte

Charlotte
Charlotte

Author's Note: The following anecdote first appeared in a comment on this blog. My store of anecdotes is finite, as my long-suffering wife can (and often does) attest. I can't afford to bury them in, say, the fifth comment on a post about some other subject. That's just a rookie mistake. In blogging, as in buffet-style dining, one must pace oneself (especially if one has already re-posted most of one's pieces from The Rabbit Room). In that spirit, and in honor of the fact that I am writing this on a plane trip to Charlotte, North Carolina, I hereby promote the following anecdote from comment to post. I hope you find it edifying. I went to college at Furman University in Greenville, South Carolina. Greenville was close enough to Charlotte for me to form opinions about that city. They were largely unfavorable opinions. I don't remember the details of my case against Charlotte, but they were summed up by the bon mot, "I've got no use for a city whose goal in life is to be the next Atlanta!" (I had opinions about Atlanta too.)

Not long after we married, my wife and I were driving through the Carolinas, and as we approached Charlotte I once again laid out my strong anti-Charlotte position for her benefit.

"It doesn't seem so bad to me," she said as we passed beneath the shadows of the great glass buildings where bankers were going about their bankerly business.

"Pshaw!" I said.

"I'm hungry," she said. Do you know any good places to eat in Charlotte?"

"How would I know?" I said. "I've never been to Charlotte in my life!"

I don't suppose I'll ever forget the expressions on my wife's face at that moment. A look of astonishment gave way to an angry scowl that shaded into a squint that said, if I read it right, "What have I done? I have just attached myself intimately and irrevocably to a man who speaks very articulately of things he knows nothing about." I could see the wheels turning as she wondered how many of my other well-considered opinions had not basis in reality.

I am happy to report that I have mellowed on the subject of Charlotte, North Carolina. My prejudices were no match for the reality of the place, which is actually quite pleasant and populated by fine people who have plenty of other hopes and dreams besides trying to be the next Atlanta. Incidentally, I've decided Atlanta isn't so bad either.

Bonus Fact: Charlotte is the largest city between Atlanta and Washington, DC.

Bonus Story Recommendation: In his short story collection Here We Are in Paradise, Nashville writer and Charlotte native Tony Earley has a brilliant story called "Charlotte" that I commend to you. I also commend to you everything else that Tony Earley has ever published.